Quick Notes: Let’s call this what it is; a thinly veiled excuse to sit down and eat a block of cream cheese. This can obviously be made without adding beer, but is drastically more delicious with the beer.

Ingredients

• 1 package cream cheese, softened
• 1 package cooked bacon pieces
• One bushel green onions, chopped
• 1/2 cup cheddar cheese
• 2 oz beer (pilsner or lager is best)

Directions

1. Pour all that shit in a bowl.
2. Stir.
3. Top with a few additional chives/bacon/cheese for purely aesthetic reasons.
4. Serve with pretzels.